Words with different meanings
I found this posted in a blog by Thickheadedbeast on our dating site. I laughed on some of them so thought I’d share it with you.
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female…… Any part under a car’s hood..
Male….. The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
VULNERABLE (vul-NE-Ra-bel) adj.
Female…. Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male….. Playing football without a cup.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-Kay-shon) n .
Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male.. Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female….. A desire to get married and raise a family.!
Male… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female….. A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male…… Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female…. An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male…… A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female…… The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
REMOTE CONTROL (RI-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female…. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
A peek at conversations between a couple in a relationship.
He said .. I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said . . You wear pants don’t you?
He said . …. Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said… That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said … What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said ….Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . We don’t know; it has never happened.
He said . .. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said …. . . They already have boyfriends.
He said .. .Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . .. Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.
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Very funny post.
This one’s very entertaining. I love the he said she said part. Keep on posting.
Hilarious! Thanks for sharing!
Nice, I like the one about the remote control especially!
Good analysis. I will correct some of my definitions after reading this post.
I love it. Cracking post
This isn’t my first time reading this, but still I’m having some giggles.
Definitely worth the read. I will be using some of these on one of my relationship sites. These truly hit home with some of the quircks between men and women.
Thanks, its so funny
Too true. Ahhh the differences between men and women sometimes.
Funny stuff. Thanx..