What goes around comes around

babyLife starts out ok and then we end up right back where we started from.

3 years old — We’re grateful for not shitting in our pants.

12 years old — We love having friends.

18 years old — We’re glad to have a driver’s license.

20 years old — We’re thrilled about having sex.

35 years old — We love having money.

50 years old — We lover having money.

60 years old — We’re thrilled about having sex.

70 years old — We’re glad to have a driver’s license.

75 years old — We love having friends.

80 years old — We’re grateful for not shitting in our pants.

It’s funny. I AM thrilled to have sex, however I’m not looking forward to being grateful for not shitting in my pants.

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14 Comments so far

  1. K. Fields on May 23rd, 2008

    Very Funny yet very true at the same time!

  2. temps on May 23rd, 2008

    o.0 60 years old thrilled with sex? driver license again? others seems totally logical otherwise lol.

  3. temps on May 23rd, 2008

    o.0 60 thrilled bout sex?? 70 bout driving license? others are all logical but these 2? lol

  4. Wine Buckets on May 24th, 2008

    Sweet I have 12 years of being thrilled about having sex.

  5. ホエイプロテイン on May 24th, 2008

    Sex in 60′s sounds so turn-off. I wouldn’t know if it’s a thrilling thing to do at that age…

  6. Alfred Saforo on May 25th, 2008

    Brilliant. I stumbled this.!

  7. Peter McCartney on May 25th, 2008

    Hi! When we first come into this world, we end up wearing nappies. Prior to departing this world, we find ourselves wearing nappies. What does this tell you? Answer: Shit happens!

  8. Mardé on May 26th, 2008

    HA HA Pretty funny, FeelingFlirty! I’m seventy freeking nine years old and have no problem NOT shitting in my pants. Plus, I love that old cabaret song, “Money makes the world go round!” But what about sex? Well, I gotta admit, ‘taint that easy any more. boo hoo boo hoo

    Just kiddin’. (Or am I?)

  9. hypotheque on May 28th, 2008

    Great and funny conclusion of life rule. I doubt many people are still thrilled about having sex in their 60′s.

  10. Billy Warhol on May 28th, 2008

    I hate it when I Shit my Pants!! Especially if I’m out in Public at a Fancy Resto I’m wearing Light-coloured Slacks!!

    ;PPP

  11. Lora on May 30th, 2008

    That’s really funny! Thanks for the laugh!

  12. Polina on June 6th, 2008

    pretty fun logic:)

  13. pret hypothecaire on November 8th, 2008

    “We’re grateful for not shitting in our pants.”

    I’m still grateful. sometimes its a close call even now.

  14. how to sleep better on March 3rd, 2010

    Hi! When we first come into this world, we end up wearing nappies. Prior to departing this world, we find ourselves wearing nappies. What does this tell you? Answer: Shit happens!

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