Top Ten Christmas Cookie Rules
1. If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no calories because everyone knows that the first cookie is the test and thus calorie free.
2. If you drink a diet soda after eating your second cookie, it also has no calories because the diet soda cancels out the cookie calories.
3. If a friend comes over while you are making your Christmas cookies and needs to sample, you must sample with your friend. Because your friend’s first cookie is calorie free (see rule #1). It would be rude to let your friend sample alone, and being the friend that you are, makes your cookie calorie free as well.
4. Any cookie calories consumed while walking around will fall to your feet and eventually fall off as you move. This is due to gravity and the density of the caloric mass.
5. Any calories consumed during the frosting of the Christmas cookies will be used up because it takes many calories to lick excess frosting from a knife without cutting your tongue.
6. Cookies colored red or green have very few calories. Red ones have 3 and green ones have 5 – one calorie for each letter. Make more red ones!
7. Cookies eaten while watching Miracle on 34th Street have no calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one’s personal fuel.
8. As always, cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breaking causes calorie leakage.
9. Any cookies consumed from someone else’s plate has no calories since the calories rightfully belong to the other person and will cling to their plate. We all know how calories like to CLING!
And finally…
10. Any cookies consumed while feeling stressed have no calories because cookies used for medicinal purposes NEVER have calories. It’s a rule!
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firstly, i would like to say that this post had me laughing a great deal. just the sort of whimsical fare we need this time of year.
and secondly, i would also like to say that the gentleman who commented above is either
a. being very sarcastic
b. not really paying attention
or c. more interested in “Property Rentals” than your blog post.
a most sincere HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
I wish all cookies were calorie free. I’d then be able to lose some weight. This is a fun blog.
Good rules to go by! Happy Holidays!
These are delicious and fun looking treats…^^ I think this is a good activity for both mom and kids during the Holiday seasons..^^
Hehe very funny post with great rules Its very good information for fat readers … It’s no worry for me I am slim haha..
I like the top ten rules. Very nice posting.
thanks for the valuable article.
Merry christmas and happy new year… 2009
Very amusing list! Now, I can eat as much as I want to next Christmas.
If only #5 were true…my efforts at navigating the holidays with my waistline unscathed fail yet again.
Hey, congratulations. You have written a very useful post. I think its going to help many of your readers. Thanks so much.
Are you sure..??
Everyone hope that what they eat has no calories but it should be impossible. But thanks for your post that I can let myself enjoying these cookie during the festival.
I personally live by the “break it and let the calories fall out” rule
Really..?I try to follow that rule..
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This post is not only informative, it is interesting as well. Thank you so much for writing such a useful post.
How about:
Cookies mailed to you by grandma are safe because she kept the calories at her house.
I love cookies.^_^.Nice post.Thank you for sharing those tips.
Interesting post.
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The picture you have inserted in this post is really awesome. I also liked the writer’s style of writing.
I know the holidays are quite a ways off, but reading this post really gets me in the holiday spirit already!
Very interesting post indeed. I liked it.
While I eat I don’t think about its calorific value.If its tasty its right into my stomach
Thanks
Point no. 9 is funny
anyway nice post
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I think I’m in trouble as I’m a big fan of #10! lol
I like the idea of medicinal cookies, great idea