Things you really shouldn’t say during sex
I’m amazed at what some people tell me happens when they have sex.
“Off white, I think the ceiling should be off white instead of bright white.” If the person you’re having sex with is more interested in the color of the ceiling paint either you’re awfully bad in the sack department or that person needs to be with someone else.
“That feels the same way that it did when my ex did it.” Oh dear, it’s time to kick the ex out of the bedroom cause a second phrase like that would mean certain death at my house.
“Your willy is so cute!” Cute is used for little girly things like smiles or grins but your guy definitely and can I emphasize definitely, doesn’t want to think little and girly about his lower brain.
“Don’t touch me there!” Now I know that we all have different feelings about our own bodies and if you have bits you don’t want explored by your lover, then tell him up front, not while he’s really getting it on. Nothing will end the session on a worse note than that. He (or she) likes to know that all of you is desirable and sexy.
“I had an STD once.” During sex is not the time to discuss what diseases, sexual or otherwise that you might have had in the past. Sure, share everything when you’re having a chat because that’s the fair way to go, but not while you’re doing the horizontal hula.
“Snore.” I’m amazed at how many people, both men and women, tell me that this happens. People try to cram so much into their lives that when they finally do fall into bed, sleep happens. If you find yourself getting really sleepy instead of really horny, turn the lights on, put on some faster music or whisper sweet nothings into your lover’s ear so you won’t fall asleep. Remember, slam, bam, roll over and sleep is not going to get you a lot of sex in the future.
“Yelling the wrong name.” This does happen and fairly frequently to someone who was married for a long time and is newly single. The name just pops out without thinking. It’s a definite mood breaker and often ends up with hurt feelings when no hurt was intended at all.
I’m sure there are lots more and if you can think of some, just leave me a comment!
Nice collection of the wrong things to say in the bedroom. I think yelling the wrong name is about the worst thing you have listed but even calling your new flame and saying the wrong name can get you in trouble…which may not even put you in the situation to yell the wrong name…lol.
Mentioning the ex is just as bad…especially in the bedroom.
I am quite sure that there are plenty of other, hmmm…let’s just say interesting stories of what not to do or say in the bedroom and it’s always fun to read them.
Nice site by the way.
Very funny. Don’t think I’ve said any of those! Thank goodness!
Just imagine what will happen when yelling the wrong name during sex. Funny conclusion.:)
mm when your wife said I am having period
Uhm…I just had to comment on this…“Don’t touch me there!” part…
Well I feel in real life sometimes you just don’t have a choice to say that…What are you suggesting I did when my boyfriend feals frisky and tends to have a roaming finger that raoms somewhere un roamable…I should squueeze my eyes and teeth and tell him the next day, “don’t EVER touch me there again!
My Ex’ bOObies were so Much Firmer than yers!!
I simply Loved Sucking on them fer Hours Hours!!
;PPP
I have learned so many things form this post.Thanks a lot for this.
I am feeling the same when reading an article about “caught in a wrong job” article. Nice findings and tips.