Things a man should know about women

This is quite old and maybe you’ve seen it before, but it’s still right on to me. It’s an article by Esquire on seventy-three things a man should know about women. Here’s a taste:
Esquire Magazine

Women can tell if a man is the kind of man who likes women.

Women like a man who likes women who like to eat.

An unsolicited kiss is to a woman as free playoff tickets are to a man.

Even better: flowers on days that aren’t Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or birthdays.

Speaking of flowers, they are most effective when delivered to her workplace.

Getting back to kissing: more lip.

Less tongue.

The small of the back, the nape of the neck, behind the knees.

While the occasional quick love bite is, in context, welcome, that incessant animal-in-a-leg-trap gnawing: no.

As a rule, even if she wears a thong the first time you see her unclothed, she prefers white cotton panties.

As a rule, women don’t like heels.

Should she decide to wear heels anyway, have the confidence to support her decision, even if they make her taller than you.

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7 Comments so far

  1. Merle on September 10th, 2007

    Any man that gets more than 50 of these right will be well cared for, that’s for sure. Great list.

  2. Lancehandsome on September 10th, 2007

    So where’s the handbook about all the things women should know about men? Why are we always falling all over ourselves to make women happy. Where’s the middle of the road?

  3. mlshaw on September 10th, 2007

    Hey Lance, maybe you should write one?

    Seriously, I think for a very long time in history women have not been treated equally in the pampering department. I know there’s more sex going on in this house when I feel special!

  4. Horny Ang Moh on September 11th, 2007

    Hallo! Nice infor but not applicable in the eastern culture. BTW tq for dropping at my site! Have a nice day!

  5. wamylove on September 17th, 2007

    Reading that I wonder how anyone stays in relationships. Everyone has to be so fake, apparently.

  6. Roy on September 18th, 2007

    very very interesting indeed! thanks for such priceless information =D

  7. SecludedHabitat on October 2nd, 2007

    Awesome advice.
    /takes lots of notes

    *hehe* Thanks
    Stuart

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