Porn for women - what women find sexy
A good friend of mine in Canada sent this to me today and I cracked up. Men don’t realize how good all these statements are if they’re hankering for a good time in the bedroom. These are circulating the net via email but they come from a book called “Porn for Women” by The Cambridge Women’s Pornography Cooperative. The words alone would have done it for me so the sexy bodies were an added treat. There’s nothing sexier than a man helping with the dishes or putting a load in the washer.
You can get the Porn for Women paperback at Amazon.
This is just hilarious, and it’s so true too!
That’s true! I find my boyfriend hot and sexy always especially when he cooks and do the laundry.
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My wife would truly appreciate if anything like this happens in “real life”… ha ha ha :))
PS : I hope she doesn’t get this in her email too
I am sorry, I commented on the wrong post. This is the one I read. Now, I will go back and read the post I commented upon. LOL
OH MY GOD! That was soooo funny!
I got to admit that it is very true. I don’t look down to man who do all these tasks but I see them look confidence and attractive to woman.
Hmm… I got to practice this more with woman! Great tips! Thanks Man!
Those are soooo funny
And I’m a guy.
I suppose that’s why they call it porn… it’s fantasy, after all
Well, if women are really looking for guys like this; make some gay friends. I’ll never get the fixation on lowered toilet seats… Maybe if women stopped taking butt-dives at the toilet before they looked to see if the seat was down there wouldn’t be a prob here lol
The amazing thing about these is that my boyfriend is exactly like this! It’s part of the reason that I can’t keep my hands off of him! well, there are other reasons, too… but ladies… there ARE men like this out there… don’t settle for less!
ILY Kev!!!
This is heaven!
These are amazing. If all guys were like this, it would be a dream come true.
You’ve got that right! There is something very sexy about a man that jumps right in there when I’m in the kitchen. There’s nothing more fun than cooking together.
And ladies, the men make a good point about the seat issue; there have even been those nights when half asleep I’ve sat on a closed toilet! Thank goodness for quick reflexes! We all need to remember to think about the other person and to either look before we sit or aim carefully!
Hi,
I found this extremely funny and absolutely true!
Great photos.
Men should take notice and become more aware of what women find sexy.
Then why are many women so attracted to lying jerks?
Guys who know about picking up women know that it is all about appearing confident, because women respond strongly to ego. Being ‘nice’ is considered and treated as a sign of weakness. There are a lot of nice guys who are lonely, and will remain that way.
I don’t know that women are all that attracted to lying jerks. The problem is that lying jerks know what women want to hear so they say it. If nice guys would listen to women instead of thinking they have to solve our problems that would help. If nice guys could get to a place where they *know* we’re equal, it would help. My ex was a nice guy but he always knew he was just that little bit better than me in every way. It was destined to fail.
I didn’t know my bf was a liar until I married him. It is a problem that lying jerks know what women want to hear so they say it. It’s a major character flaw and I have to live with it now. There are men who do these things, and those who pretend to, are gonna be found out eventually. If you find a gem who actually DOES help and IS thoughtful–hang on to him!! Nice guys do not always finish last! There are some of them out there, they are just really hard to find. The thing that men don’t realize, is that they are wanting respect, while women are wanting love. Each gives the other what it is that they themselves want, and then each is dissatisfied when the other doesn’t reciprocate with like behavior. Why? Because when men are feeling disrespected, they act unloving (sometimes unwittingly). Conversely, when women feel unloved, they act disrespectfully (in a man’s eyes). And a vicious downward spiral begins. Apology can stop it. Only the genuinely more mature person will be the one to apologize. Things mend when there is an apology. Try it, you’ll like it…the results, that is.
I wouldn’t have to ask for directions if there existed a woman in the world who could read a map correctly while in the passenger seat.
MMMManly! Does the crafts fair guy have a red earring?
Don’t get me wrong, I’ll do all of this for the right woman
M - Maybe the woman should be in the driver’s seat then.
Meow!
If a woman can’t tell the toilet seat is up, she isn’t qualified to use a toilet.
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These are MEN, not just males. We all know that there is a difference.
To M…I can read a map…can you take direction??
I’m one of the lucky ones. My guy does much of the house stuff…conversely, I can do most of the auto stuff myself. We share.
Just more male emasculation. When the male is to the point where you would now consider him perfect…you won’t want him anymore. Why not just start giving us dolls and dresses at birth?
I love this! It’s so true. and yes, keep heart all you women out there searching. My husband of 20 years does many of these things (except the craft fair. he’d rather slit his throat than go to one of those, but doesn’t mind if I go!) Most of it just happened over the years. He cooks on weekends, including a big Sunday breakfast. he does the grocery shopping, always puts the toilet seat AND lid down, picks up his clothes, does the dishes (most of the time), and more! The key? Find someone who respects you and what you do, and who you can respect as well.
I thought I had found a guy like this but “Mommy”
took him away…so all you gals make sure this is what you want. I definately fall for the sweet guys but get stung every time! Beware all that glitters isn`t gold! Now I wash my own dishes!
May everyone and the Cosmos bless the person/s that created/shared this! I also appreciated all the nifty comments!
I’m one of the luckiest in the world! My bf has given me flowers for no reason, cooked for me, will pull over for directions (as long as I hop out and get them lol), takes the trash out if it smells funky, helps with the cooking/cleaning up, has never left the toilet seat up… but if he won’t watch the Super Bowl with me… his ass is gone! I hate having to watch it alone! He is one of the most amazing people I’ve ever met and we thoroughly enjoy spoiling each other!
Oh great, now my face is up there on the “happy readers” list and I can’t hide the fact that I’ve read a PORN post…haha! Seriously, it really is adorable, and my dear husband is quite high on the list if these are qualities that count!! We do have to work a bit on the flowers thing, though:-)
Just when you think you have found the right guy, he relaxes and becomes the selfish, cruel, hateful guy you thought you had avoided. I know that the right guy is out there - I just have to stop looking for him. As long as I am looking, I will not find him. When I stop looking, he will find me. I am an amazingly loving, giving woman waiting for an amazingly loving, respectful man. Give me a man who respects women AND himself, and he will live up to all that you will love in him! By putting the Great One first, He will show me the way to loving freedom and the right earthly but Godly man.
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How true!
It works like a charm for me.
Marie
My wife and I have been married for 17 years. We decided early on that whoever saw something that needed being done, that person would just do it. The loving key is you just forget about mentioning who did what. Over the years, she has become such a part of me that when she recently took a trip alone to visit her sister, it was if I were missing a part of my life. Oh yeah, for the macho types, I spent 22 years in the US Marine Corps., three tours in Viet Nam, and still am not self conscious about carrying her purse when she asks. Real masculinity is being able to just do what needs to be done.
Who was the one that thinks the man should put the seat down anyway??? it’s the womans job to put it down if she needs it.
Why should the man do these jobs? Shouldn’t the women do them too? Why not have a “Porn for men” website that has the women doing things they don’t do .. like not shopping and begging for sex and not complaining about small stuff ..etc.
Just give us a break and be happy with what you have not focusing on what could be but what is.
Love it will share with my team of Diva’s.
BigDan, Puhleeze.. isn’t most porn for men anyway? And why should anyone settle for less than what makes them happy? I’m certainly not going to do it.
If those photos were of women doing those jobs in addition to a full time job you probably would think that’s the way life should be. tsk
Read BWT-GUY up above.. that guy gets it.
BigDan, there are millions of porn websites intended for men, and I’ve hit most of them.
So, if there’s a porn site for women, go to it girls! But, beware!!!! Porn is addictive, ask any honest bloke, and instead of going out looking for real-life men, you may well end up staying at home dreaming of Patrick Swayze and trying to make conversation with an 8-inch dildo.
The advantage of dildos (or is that dildoes?) is that you don’t expect them to do the housework or cuddle you after sex. And they will never let you down as regards the toilet seat! But the disadvantage is the low conversational standard of the average dildo “post-coitus”. And if you don’t know what “post-coitus” means, ask your plastic friend.
Clearly, you ladies are just plain kidding yourselves if you think you want men who will do the housework. You don’t want that any more than men want a woman who works a 60-hour week. The pictures on the website would be less attractive if they were real-life blokes, tired and stressed, trying to keep up with the housework and manage two or three kids after 10 or 12 hours at work.
Believe me, I have vacuumed. I have smiled. But I doubt I’ve ever done both at the same time. And I’m damn sure I’ve never looked sexy whilst hoovering!
LOL!!! i wrote about this before! and without the pictures! the thought entered my head when i first heard some girls chatting on they think its hot when guys are cleaning the house or helping out… thats why i ended up writing ‘More Sex for Men That Do… Housework?!’ at http://DatCurious.com LOL ooooo great topics here!
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Nice one. Is it really true?
**From FeelingFlirty — of course it’s true. Start vacuuming the carpet and watch her smile.
I’ll give the suggestions a shot, but if they don’t work, I’ll need a refund!
Thanks for the laugh (Can we GPS these guys?)…
that mens are from heaven……….:)
Very interesting. A lot different than what men consider porn. I will take these suggestions to heart and see if they will be a turn on for my wife.
thank you…
I hope she doesn’t get this in her email too
http://www.feelingflirty.com/porn-for-women-what-women-find-sexy/
This is deceptively sexist. Why is women’s sexuality defined in terms of HOUSEHOLD CHORES?
Love it will share with my team of Diva
LOL thats really funny but nice idea
i love them all
Porn for women? Lol, thats a funny spoof. When I’m looking for some man hunk porn I pickup a copy of PlayGIRL not pictures of men doing chores… how silly!
that’s a funny spoof. good job
These are great, especially after I append each statement with, “Because later you’re gonna swallow my semen, ya fuckin’ cunt.”
This is so funny!
I thought that romance novels were porn for women.
Hey, there’s always something to learn.