Mr. Tripod

I was sitting at the shopping center waiting for family who were off doing God knows what and making the old bitty wait. To be honest I didn’t mind waiting because I got to perve at all the men with great butts but that’s not what I wanted to discuss here today.

As I sat there watching all the men, I noticed what many of them were doing.. they were watching all the pretty women, especially the scantily clad ones. I know I shouldn’t admit this but when I gazed — below — I could tell that several of these men were getting boners while they were perving the women. It didn’t seem fair. I was doing the same thing to them but nobody could tell what I was doing.

Of course this encouraged me to continue my investigation as to how many times I could find “Mr. Tripod” in public situations. Not to chuckle and point, but just for pure curiosity about human sexuality. Well, deary me, it happens everywhere. I was at the ice cream joint in town and this woman came in with spandex shorts and a very visible g-string poking out the top and the guy waiting for his cone decided to create his own in his pants. I wanted to chuckle, I really did.

The results of my investigations are that it happens to most every man at one time or another and some are embarrassed and cover it up and some are really proud of what nature has provided and want to show it off to anyone who’ll look. I looked. A sexy old broad has to keep up her reputation.