I Will Survive
Sing it to the tune of I Will Survive!
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I’d spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on…
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you’ve brought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!
Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,
Don’t you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren’t you a brat to think I wouldn’t find you out!?
Don’t you know we’re only joking when we say size don’t count??
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life’s gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I’m saving all my lovin’ for a cordless multispeed!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life’s gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
Ha, what a funny song. :p
Figgers my EC Ad would be running beside this Post!!
;))
Are U implying I show up for a Booty Call Drunk off my Squash out of my Gourd on Blow only able to muster a 4 inch Pecker??
I will survive! Hey! Heeey!…now im stuck with this song today hehe
That’s why I underestimate and only promise 2 inches.
Then again, that doesn’t seem to work either! : (
Hilarious! Same as Tskien — I’m gonna have that tune in my head all day now — only with YOUR words!
I would love to see this recorded. This is just as good as the Camel toe song. Love it.
Listen, I WISH I had saved the picture I took one night of this one guy while he was sleeping…..would have been PERFECT!!!!
THAT WAS SO FUNNY YET SO TRUE… GREAT READ
THIS WAS SO FUNNY AND SO TRUE
beautiful song
I love this song and I sing at every chance that I can. It is so real and so true. One of my favorites:)