He got a bargain!
A Scotsman walking down the street sees a woman with absolutely perfect breasts.
He approaches her and says, “Miss, would ye let me bite ye breasts for $100?”
“Are you nuts?!!!” she replies, and keeps walking.
He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.
“Would ye let me bite ye breasts for $1,000 dollars?” he asks.
“Listen, I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?”
So the Scotsman runs around the next block and faces her again.
“Would ye let me bite ye breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?”
She thinks about it for a moment and says, “Hmmm, $10,000 dollars; O.K., just once, but not here. Let’s go to that alley over there.”
So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world.
As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them…
The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, “Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?”
“Nah”, says the Scotsman…. “Costs too much…”
funny…
Good joke. I’ll have to try it and see if it’ll work for real.
super thanks….
I am, literally, rolling on the floor laughing! :p
Excellent!
Funny joke
Nice one.. so funny LOL
Hhmm, reminds me of what happened in the movie Road House