Funniest sex toy party story

I was perusing the web and found a hugely funny story about a woman’s experience at a sex toy party. She went as a friend of a friend and if you haven’t read Mir’s This Post is Rated D for Dildos you should.

If you don’t click on the link you’ll miss the “Oh Baby — more nose!” comment and “I wanna get lei-ed!” Seriously, get on over and read this post.

There are two kind of people who go to sex toy parties. The ones who really want to discuss their sexual activities with their friends and total strangers and the rest of us who go because our best friend PLEADS with us to go. So we go.

We put our eyes down so that nobody will want to know what our favorite toy is and what we plan to buy. But the number one reason I won’t go are the stupid games they play. I hate the silly games. I’d much rather have a nice conversation with interesting women. Acting like fools is ok but I’ve really got to be in the mood for that and a sex toy party isn’t going to be the moment for me.