Finding religion

finding religionMaxine was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.

Looking up toward heaven, she said, ‘Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up sex and tequila.’

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

She looked up again and said, ‘Never mind. I found one.’

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26 Comments so far

  1. robin on August 25th, 2009

    funny – I love it!

  2. staciesmadness on August 26th, 2009

    muahahahah. funny!

  3. Tina T on August 26th, 2009

    Very funny. I had seen this one long ago but forgot all about it. Definitely a classic.

  4. AndreyM on August 26th, 2009

    I can say that I am using this method everytime when I need the place to park – it always works

  5. Atina on August 27th, 2009

    Are she crazy or stupid? Unfortunately, by this principle, lives and works great number of people.

  6. lankapo on August 27th, 2009

    heehe it;s funny..

    but u shud tell he whole story ..

    after that ..suddenly a lightning struck the lady

    kababommm hehe

  7. DorothyL on August 30th, 2009

    So sayeth the sleuth ……this definitely can be just about every second person walking the earth today…
    Very cute and more so a reality check!

  8. Shinade aka Jackie on September 3rd, 2009

    LOl…very cute!!

  9. myla on September 3rd, 2009

    this is sooooo funny… hahahaha i almost fell off my chair!

  10. Kat on September 7th, 2009

    This was funny, but oh so true…
    Some people only look to religion when they think they need it.

    Have a great weekend!
    Take care,
    Kat

  11. Texan Mama on September 7th, 2009

    That’s a good one. I’m going to use it!

  12. phd in yogurtry on September 8th, 2009

    I’m going to remember this : )

  13. Petula on September 8th, 2009

    I had to laugh and shake my head at that one. :)

  14. Penis Advantage on September 9th, 2009

    That is too funny..

  15. mma videos on September 12th, 2009

    yeah very funny indeed

  16. Eddie Garcia on September 12th, 2009

    I have to agree with Kat. Too many of us take advantage of God and what He does for us. If we are not careful, we will pay big time in the end. Better to acknowledge His goodness now!

    Friends 4 Life!

  17. Kirsten on September 13th, 2009

    Good one! I need to remember this one!

  18. Rob on September 15th, 2009

    Funny, yet very telling. We blame God for bad things in life, but when good things come about we take all the credit ourselves.

  19. Simca on September 16th, 2009

    very funny and so deep. how many times in our life we forgot that god always give us what we ask. many thanks for sharing this.

  20. Best SEO Marketing Solutions on September 19th, 2009

    I like your story! It is very curious and interesting, i think god is interested that we found and choose the appropiate religion.

  21. mechanical seals on September 29th, 2009

    Very funny,I like this.

  22. Terry on October 7th, 2009

    funny:) but the woman in the picture looks unattractive

  23. Jasmina on October 9th, 2009

    lol….so cute!!!

    Who cares for religion….if you believe, you can worship at home – no need for churches.

    But this only shows how a strong intent and thought makes things happen – we do this, not a divine force :-)

  24. rachel on October 14th, 2009

    wow nice one

  25. Billig Voks on October 15th, 2009

    Hahaha – That is so funny !
    Thanks for sharing :)

  26. Love Distance on April 25th, 2010

    very funny and so deep. how many times in our life we forgot that god always give us what we ask. many thanks for sharing this.

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