Finding a husband
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
The 1st floor sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and help with Housework.
“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.
The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The 3rd,4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited
That’s really funny…:)
But it is a little bit true.
LOL… SOOOOOOOOO funny!
Thanks for the morning smile!
Jen
I am what my wife tells me to be. LOL
***From FeelingFlirty – LOL Is that because you like it that way?
Good morning giggle!
it’s funny..
i wanna know which floor u chose
Even if we don’t admit it, we are a little bit complicated, we just don’t act ont the same basis of rules and principles as men do… For instance I am a mystery to myself, as well
Cheers!
hehe funny
but do man only care for sex and money only?
I need to add ,my wife must be a good and caring mother
very funny LOL
Nice post.
I am sure you’ll comment our page..
Regards
He… He… this one is good. FUNNY!!!
I think this is true to some degree. I know that I am complicated and hard to please at times. Always wanting something more than what I have and then when I think about it, I really have all that I need and I am grateful for it. Relationships are a constant give and take for them to work. I should know having been with the same partner for 15 years.
Thanks for putting a smile on my face
Oops this is Really Funny XD……
Haha! Now that is hilarious. Great post.
I was just checking to see what kind of blog you have from MyBlogLog, I had read this joke (true story) before so when I saw this post I knew it’s a great one. I think I’ll be visiting again to read more your posts.
Cheers,
Sunny
Sounds about right!
LOL! That is just too funny! Great job!
I gotta say that this is the most accurate story of man and woman that I’ve yet to read. Good job!
…..almost there!!!
lol.. That is funny!
The world is such a funny place, who knows why we do the things we do, but I have so much trouble when other people make it seem so easy. I try dating services and I try talking to myself, encouraging myself the best I can to just “put yourself out there” but it’s so much harder than it seems. I’m about ready to just use the “MarryMeToday” site and speed-date myself into a marriage with someone (hopefully) nice. Otherwise I’m going to end up alone, and for nothing – I have a lot to offer someone! RIght? =)
Funny funny…lol. Thanks for the relationship joke.
Some good dating humor never hurt!
xoxo,
Rayla
Funny stuff, really women are the sneakiest creatures on earth…
Women are still women
No matter how much you give them, they will still want more and more…