Do you dread the F word?

Did you think I meant THAT F word? Oh no, deary me, I meant FRIDAY. If you’re unattached and lonely, you really dread the F word because it means the weekend is starting. You’ll be all alone (again) while all your friends and neighbors have someone to go out with, do chores with, run errands with and someone to have fun with.

I know you’re not always lonely, but if you dread Fridays, it’s time to change your attitude and get more out of life. Join a dating site, make some dates and then when you think of Fridays you’ll think of other things you can use the F word for.

• Fantastic
• Fun
• Fabulous
• First-Rate
• Fucking

So what are you waiting for? Time’s a wastin and you’re not gettin any younger!