The next word that is most often misspelled is tongue. Lots of you like that word and it comes out as tounge. Now if you’re trying to impress someone with the abilities that your tongue has, she’s going to miss the sizzle and wonder about the word. The correct spelling is tongue. I know it’s a stupid way to spell it. It should be tung but it’s not.

Most people can read through typo. It’s a new language for most of us. Don’t sweat it; just remember that the best first impression you can make will reap benefits for you.

That’s where it ended. All the seats in business class are small cubicles – built for one. No more reaching over to hold my man’s hand. No more leaning in for a soft kiss before going to sleep. No more making comments about the guy farting in the seat in front of me. In fact, when you’re on the A380 you’re pretty much alone – unless you want to spend your time in the bar in the back.

The first time I got up to use the restrooms I had to walk through the bar and every other time I went I saw the same people. Lovers spend their time in the bar because that’s the only place they can touch!

If you’re planning on taking a long flight anywhere with someone you’re really hot for, choose a different plane because the Emirates seating configuration on the new A380 won’t get you into the mile high club because there’s no place to “rev your engines” beforehand.

She told me that the guy was doing great until he told her that he was the best at finding her G-spot. It seems that he was much better at searching than he was finding.

“I swear I thought he was digging for gold down there,” she said.

I laughed when I read that and then thought back to times in my own life when sex was less than mind blowing. Those times nearly always started with no foreplay and just rushing to my clit to get the engine primed. The truth is that a lot of women really get turned on by explicit fantasies that could start way before she ever hits the bed. Some can be romantic fantasies and others can be kinky and wild. It’s the ability to put herself in that mind fantasy that really gets her motor going.

Do women lust after a 3 legged man? Size does matter to some women but the majority of women find that how they feel when they’re with that man far outweigh any other factor. If he doesn’t expect her to look (and act) like a porn star, she’s not going to expect him to be endowed like one either.

Over the next week I’ll get back into the swing of things and start writing new posts. If nobody comes to visit, I’ll shuffle off with little footsteps as light as a spider’s web, but hopefully you’ll keep reading and commenting and giving me even more ideas to write about.

I love all my blogging friends and want to keep in touch with you all.

How did they respond? They kicked me off. No explanation. Why? Because they’re big and they don’t have to answer to anyone.

I’ll accept that and move on to other things.

Best of luck to all you bloggers in 2008 and stay on the good side of the law.

FeelingFlirty

If you have been blessed with abundance in the bosom department, you don’t have to hoist them up in a plain boring bra any more. If you’ve got it, flaunt it, but make sure the new bra fits your shape! Your breasts deserve to be sexy, sassy and well.. hot! Treat them to fine lace, leopard print or satin and get out of white — put some color up there! Even if you don’t have more than a mouthful, it’s always nice to know how to know for sure that you’ve got the right size for your shape.

It’s true that the larger your breasts are, the more difficult it is to find a bra that fits well. Sometimes the underwire pinches or doesn’t feel right or there’s more of you than the bra can hold and you have spillout at the top. So for you, make sure you get the right size to begin with.

Get a soft tape measure and stand in front of a mirror and starting at the center, pass the tape measure around your body to be even just underneath your breasts. This is your band size.

Next, move the tape up to your armpits and measure above your breasts. Write that number down on a piece of paper. Now, measure your breast at nipple level, where you stick out most. Subtract the number you wrote down from the nipple-around-and-back measurement, and voila! Now you can figure your cup size!

Look below for the difference between the two numbers and that’s your cup size and remember, it’s not about numbers, it’s about looking good and feeling comfortable while you’re incredibly sexy!

0 to 1/2″ AA cup
1/2″ to 1″ A cup
1″ to 2 1/2″ B cup
2 1/2″ to 3 1/2″ C cup
3 1/2″ to 4 1/2″ D cup
4 1/2″ to 6″ DD (or E cup for some bras)
6″ to 7″ DDD (or F cup for some bras)
7″ to 8″ G cup
8″ to 9″ GG cup
9″ to 10″ H cup
10″ to 11″ HH cup
11″ to 12″ J cup
12″ to 13″ JJ cup

When we’re out for the evening, women like to go to the bathroom together. It’s not about needing a guard for the door – it’s about doing a bit of gossip! Who’s wearing what and who’s with whom and did you see the way she was leering at him? We get those words out, go back to our spouses and all is happy.

If you’ve got a woman in your life that doesn’t seem happy, encourage her to spend an afternoon with her friends. Notice how relaxed and happy she is when she returns!

Then my son gave me a copy of The Secret that he’d been given by the restaurant he works for, Ted’s Montana Grill in Decatur, Georgia – just outside of Atlanta. He told me that it was a bit unbelievable for him but I might be interested since he remembered that I once did a bit of meditation. I watched the movie and it brought back a lot of what I’d learned previously but there was much I didn’t agree with.

I believe that everything in the universe is made up of energy and we’re all a part of it. I’m not sure why we’re born but I am convinced that once we die, our bits that think return to universal intelligence. I think we’re all here to do good for each other and the world we live in so that when we leave it’s a better place than when we arrived. The Secret teaches that it’s all about us – what we want. There is no right or wrong, we only need to feel good and we can get everything. “It’s as easy to manifest a castle as it is to manifest a button,” we’re told.

So I continued looking for something that was a better fit for what I believed – my gut feeling for how life works. I was raised as a Roman Catholic but once I was divorced I was a non-person to them unless I wanted to fil out long forms, get my family and friends to fill out long forms – all to say that I hadn’t had a “real” marriage so I could stay in the church. That was a lie. I had had a real marriage but it didn’t work. If the church felt that in order for me to remain a member in good standing I had to endure physical and emotional abuse OR remain single and celibate from the age of 27, that wasn’t the God I felt I knew.

I stumbled upon Jose Silva’s Ultramind System not too long ago and it’s a perfect fit for what I believe. I won’t deny that bits of it are a bit airy fairy but maybe that’s because I haven’t learned enough or practiced the meditations enough. In just a short time I’ve realized improvements in how I feel, my business is doing better and my relationship with my husband is better than ever.

My plan now is to investigate how our minds can help to create better, more loving relationships. People the world over are looking for positive, nurturing partners to share their lives with and maybe this is a tool to make it happen easier and faster than anything they’ve tried before. If you have tried The Secret, Shakti Gawain or Silva Ultramind, I’d love to hear from you.

He reminds us that YouTube.com was sold recently for $1.6 BILLION dollars and they never had the first bit of advertising on their sites. They did it all by concentrating on always making their site look or work better.

While I was on Tyler Cruz’s site, I had a look around to see what else he might be pontificating about that could potentially help ME get more traffic to FeelingFlirty.com and I had to laugh. He showed photos of his condo and of his stats and to be honest, he’s not doing a whole lot better than I am with my blog. So maybe we’ll be able to help each other. One of these days I’ll link to him from a post that I place on my other site, SexyAds.com, and get him exposure to over a million sets of eyes.