Just a little heads up for some of you who aren’t tops in the spelling department. Your ad and your blog are the first impression you make on a potential new partner. If you have trouble spelling, it can make your ad more difficult to read. There are a couple of words that many people misspell. One is discreet. I’ve seen it spelled as discrete, discreat and discreete. The correct spelling is discreet.

The next word that is most often misspelled is tongue. Lots of you like that word and it comes out as tounge. Now if you’re trying to impress someone with the abilities that your tongue has, she’s going to miss the sizzle and wonder about the word. The correct spelling is tongue. I know it’s a stupid way to spell it. It should be tung but it’s not.

Most people can read through typo. It’s a new language for most of us. Don’t sweat it; just remember that the best first impression you can make will reap benefits for you.

We’re in Europe for a few days to attend my stepson’s university graduation in England. The trip from New Zealand – Australia to London was a long one. I was really looking forward to traveling on the new A380 plane that Emirates uses on its long haul flights. We’ve all heard the advertising – largest commercial jet in the world – all the mod cons – bar in the back of the plane. I was full of anticipation getting on the plane.

That’s where it ended. All the seats in business class are small cubicles – built for one. No more reaching over to hold my man’s hand. No more leaning in for a soft kiss before going to sleep. No more making comments about the guy farting in the seat in front of me. In fact, when you’re on the A380 you’re pretty much alone – unless you want to spend your time in the bar in the back.

The first time I got up to use the restrooms I had to walk through the bar and every other time I went I saw the same people. Lovers spend their time in the bar because that’s the only place they can touch!

If you’re planning on taking a long flight anywhere with someone you’re really hot for, choose a different plane because the Emirates seating configuration on the new A380 won’t get you into the mile high club because there’s no place to “rev your engines” beforehand.

Nobody’s perfect including in the sex department, but it’s one area where we all strive for perfection. I was thinking about what to write today when I remembered an email conversation I had with a woman recently. She’d begun a new relationship that ended up with both of them tearing their clothes off and jumping in the sack. Sounded good to me. It was obvious that the foreplay had begun before they were in bed and that’s a real plus as any woman will tell you.

She told me that the guy was doing great until he told her that he was the best at finding her G-spot. It seems that he was much better at searching than he was finding.

“I swear I thought he was digging for gold down there,” she said.

I laughed when I read that and then thought back to times in my own life when sex was less than mind blowing. Those times nearly always started with no foreplay and just rushing to my clit to get the engine primed. The truth is that a lot of women really get turned on by explicit fantasies that could start way before she ever hits the bed. Some can be romantic fantasies and others can be kinky and wild. It’s the ability to put herself in that mind fantasy that really gets her motor going.

Do women lust after a 3 legged man? Size does matter to some women but the majority of women find that how they feel when they’re with that man far outweigh any other factor. If he doesn’t expect her to look (and act) like a porn star, she’s not going to expect him to be endowed like one either.

I really miss blogging and writing about more than 10 years helping people find new partners and feel flirty together. So it doesn’t matter what Mybloglog says or does, they don’t determine who I am, what I write or how I should be judged. They make their rules and they have to live with them. I don’t.

Over the next week I’ll get back into the swing of things and start writing new posts. If nobody comes to visit, I’ll shuffle off with little footsteps as light as a spider’s web, but hopefully you’ll keep reading and commenting and giving me even more ideas to write about.

I love all my blogging friends and want to keep in touch with you all.

The kind folks at Yahoo!’s Mybloglog.com thinks my blog is pornography and has removed me from their membership. I wish I could find the photographs that violate their guidelines because I have never, nor would I ever post any photograph that is x-rated or explicit. That’s just not who I am. Obviously I’ve pissed someone off enough for them to complain. I did write to the customer care person who wrote to me and asked me to read their guidelines. I wrote that as far as I could tell I hadn’t violated any guideline as all they say in them relates to photographs and if they could point to any images that were even naughty, I’d remove them.

How did they respond? They kicked me off. No explanation. Why? Because they’re big and they don’t have to answer to anyone.

I’ll accept that and move on to other things.

Best of luck to all you bloggers in 2008 and stay on the good side of the law.

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