I really miss blogging and writing about more than 10 years helping people find new partners and feel flirty together. So it doesn’t matter what Mybloglog says or does, they don’t determine who I am, what I write or how I should be judged. They make their rules and they have to live with them. I don’t.

Over the next week I’ll get back into the swing of things and start writing new posts. If nobody comes to visit, I’ll shuffle off with little footsteps as light as a spider’s web, but hopefully you’ll keep reading and commenting and giving me even more ideas to write about.

I love all my blogging friends and want to keep in touch with you all.

The kind folks at Yahoo!’s Mybloglog.com thinks my blog is pornography and has removed me from their membership. I wish I could find the photographs that violate their guidelines because I have never, nor would I ever post any photograph that is x-rated or explicit. That’s just not who I am. Obviously I’ve pissed someone off enough for them to complain. I did write to the customer care person who wrote to me and asked me to read their guidelines. I wrote that as far as I could tell I hadn’t violated any guideline as all they say in them relates to photographs and if they could point to any images that were even naughty, I’d remove them.

How did they respond? They kicked me off. No explanation. Why? Because they’re big and they don’t have to answer to anyone.

I’ll accept that and move on to other things.

Best of luck to all you bloggers in 2008 and stay on the good side of the law.

FeelingFlirty

I think I might be the only one in the world not to have seen this video but it’s really clever and leaves you with a smile on your face cause you never expect what it’s going to be until he finishes.

Doesn’t it bug you when you see women with a great rack and she’s got it all squooshed in the wrong places — especially if she’s well endowed?

If you have been blessed with abundance in the bosom department, you don’t have to hoist them up in a plain boring bra any more. If you’ve got it, flaunt it, but make sure the new bra fits your shape! Your breasts deserve to be sexy, sassy and well.. hot! Treat them to fine lace, leopard print or satin and get out of white — put some color up there! Even if you don’t have more than a mouthful, it’s always nice to know how to know for sure that you’ve got the right size for your shape.

It’s true that the larger your breasts are, the more difficult it is to find a bra that fits well. Sometimes the underwire pinches or doesn’t feel right or there’s more of you than the bra can hold and you have spillout at the top. So for you, make sure you get the right size to begin with.

Get a soft tape measure and stand in front of a mirror and starting at the center, pass the tape measure around your body to be even just underneath your breasts. This is your band size.

Next, move the tape up to your armpits and measure above your breasts. Write that number down on a piece of paper. Now, measure your breast at nipple level, where you stick out most. Subtract the number you wrote down from the nipple-around-and-back measurement, and voila! Now you can figure your cup size!

Look below for the difference between the two numbers and that’s your cup size and remember, it’s not about numbers, it’s about looking good and feeling comfortable while you’re incredibly sexy!

0 to 1/2″ AA cup
1/2″ to 1″ A cup
1″ to 2 1/2″ B cup
2 1/2″ to 3 1/2″ C cup
3 1/2″ to 4 1/2″ D cup
4 1/2″ to 6″ DD (or E cup for some bras)
6″ to 7″ DDD (or F cup for some bras)
7″ to 8″ G cup
8″ to 9″ GG cup
9″ to 10″ H cup
10″ to 11″ HH cup
11″ to 12″ J cup
12″ to 13″ JJ cup

Think about all your female friends. Think about which ones you feel are happiest. I’ll bet they all have close female friends to talk with. I swear I think that women who have few close friends but are in a good relationships with a man aren’t as happy as they could be. She’s probably got a gazillion unspoken words in her mouth just dying to come out.

When we’re out for the evening, women like to go to the bathroom together. It’s not about needing a guard for the door - it’s about doing a bit of gossip! Who’s wearing what and who’s with whom and did you see the way she was leering at him? We get those words out, go back to our spouses and all is happy.

If you’ve got a woman in your life that doesn’t seem happy, encourage her to spend an afternoon with her friends. Notice how relaxed and happy she is when she returns!