Research shows that in America there is a historical jump in the birth of new babies in September. Go ahead, count ahead.. yep, 9 months from December. What that says is that more Americans are having sex during the holidays. Of course the researchers have to have their say as to why it happens but I think I know.

We’re all in a jolly mood with all the parties and gift giving and receiving and when we’re in a jolly mood we get horny. At least I do. Also, there is the Thanksgiving long weekend and all then all the days off at Christmas giving us a mini-vacation. Sometimes just a reduction in the stress gives us more oomph for outside the job.

Do you have more sex during the festive season?

I’m not sure if I told you but we have recently moved to the Sunshine Coast in Australia to a community called Minyama, a suburb of Mooloolaba. It’s a great location, friendly people, lots to see and do and plenty of stores to shop in. I couldn’t be happier here.

Even though I’m happy in Australia, every 4th of July my American roots start to tingle and I miss being a part of the celebration. It’s winter down under but we’re in the northern part of Australia (like living in the South in the US because we’re upside down). Imagine my glee when I heard about an old-fashioned sing-along of American tunes for the 4th of July.

Not knowing we’re we were going — we’ve only lived here a week and a half — we found the hall in Cloundra about 15 minutes from our house. Precisely at 2pm the curtains opened to “I’m a Yankee Doodle Dandy” and went on to “This Land is Our Land” and other famous American folk songs. I thought I was in heaven! LOL My husband thought I was nuts but then he wasn’t brought up in the USA, was he?

Once the chorale finished, there were different groups and soloists but the sound system failed and the music was so loud that most of the people (including us) left at intermission. When the group sang with no microphone it was wonderful but a big voiced man and woman singing into the microphone had me and heaps of others with their fingers in their ears. Imagine!!

So that’s how I spent my 4th of July. How did you spend yours?

Comments you’ll hear on Thanksgiving day. Swingers?

“Whew, that’s one terrific spread!”
“I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.”
“Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.”
“Talk about a huge breast!”
“It’s Cool Whip time!”
“If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!”
“Are you ready for seconds yet?”
“Are you going to come again next time?”
“It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?”
“Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!”
“Don’t play with your meat.”
“Just spread the legs open &stuff it in.”
“Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?”
“I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!”
“You still have a little bit on your chin.”
“Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.”
“How long will it take after you stick it in?”
“You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.”
“Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!”
“How many are coming?”
“That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!”
“Just lay back &take it easy…I’ll do the rest.”
“How long do I beat it before it’s ready?”
“Let’s do it in the Dining Room”

It’s a brand new year and you can start over! If 2008 wasn’t your best dating and flirting year, you change it! Decide right this minute that 2009 will surely bring someone new and exciting into your life! Let that fun, fearless and flirty person that’s been hiding inside you to shine!

There are so many things that you can try to do this 2009 to change and improve your dating life! Make sure that your dating radar is working. Too often men and women don’t pick up on the subtle messages they receive so they miss out on a good thing. Make a list of all the qualities you *must* have in a relationship and don’t settle for less. You won’t be happy and the relationship won’t last. Enjoy dating them but don’t make them a keeper unless all your must haves are covered.

With the New Year comes the opportunity to flaunt the flirt in you. It’s all very simple. When on the net or out in public places like clubs and entertainment venues, try to be bold and snag the one that you have your eye on. Flash the one you want with your warmest and sexiest smile! That one smile can change the way your luck has been running! A big smile will surely get you noticed! If he or she doesn’t move in, well it’s their loss, right? Remember that momma always said there were more fish in the sea. Every one that doesn’t bite is just a practice cast!

As we move into 2009, if you’re feeling unlucky in the dating department, don’t despair! You have 12 brand new months to change things around. Remember that you can never change other people, so if you aren’t getting the attention you want.. you have to change yourself. You have to believe in yourself and what you can do. By channeling a bit of positive thinking, it will reflect in your outlook and this will be noticed by others. So look in the mirror every day and see someone that everyone wants to get to know. You’ll get fireworks on more than New Year’s Eve!


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