His name is Charlie
Thanks for the suggestions for naming our new puppy. One of you suggested Charlie and that’s his name. Sorry it took so long to post but I’ve had a bit of an oops healthwise. I’ve been in the hospital since the day I posted last. I’m fine or I will be soon enough.
I thought we might name the dog Chewy because he looks a lot like chewbacca but Mr. Flirty didn’t like that idea. Charlie seems to fit him just fine. He comes when we call him and he sits on command. Sounds good but he still has a few accidents on the mat at the door. He knows he’s supposed to go outside to do his business but if the door is closed, well, it’s on the mat. He hasn’t learned to bark.
Charlie is a cavoodle. Half cavalier king charles spaniel and half miniature poodle. He’ll be about the size of a cocker spaniel the breeder tells me. He has wool-like fur like a poodle, it doesn’t smell “doggy” and it’s in beautiful chocolate brown curls everywhere except between the toes of his back feet, on his chest, under his bottom lip and a few white hairs at the tip of his very crooked, twisty tail. Ok, so he’s not perfect and he wouldn’t win any prizes in a dog contest. He won my heart and that’s enough for me.
What’s life with a new puppy like? It’s been a long time since we’ve had a puppy in the house. My runners don’t stay tied, my bras and panties get dragged from the laundry room to his hiding place behind the night table along with all the toys he’s not currently trying to bite into oblivion and there are little sticks everywhere that he drags in after piddle time.
He’s absolutely wonderful.
I might have a lot of cleaning up after him but the way he snuggles that little head in my neck and then lets out a big sigh is priceless. Here’s Charlie today.






Imagine it, a bevy of beautiful hopefuls trying to reach the finals of the Miss England beauty competition. You can see them now, all slender beauties without a hair out of place and their swimsuits superglued to their asses. All, except one. Her name is Chloe Marshall and she’s a perfect size 16 and weighs in at 175 pounds and boasts a 38DD bra size. 















