Before and after marriage
Before Marriage
Him: Ah… Alas, I can hardly wait!
Her: Do you want me to leave?
Him: NO! Don’t even think about it.
Her: Do you love me?
Him: Of course! Always have and always will!
Her: Have you ever cheated on me?
Him: NO! Why are you even asking?
Her: Will you kiss me?
Him: Every chance I get, baby!
Her: Will you hit me?
Him: Heck no! Are you crazy?!
Her: Can I trust you?
Him: Yes!!
Her: Darling!!!!~
After Marriage
Read it backwards
Very funny, but I sure hope it doesn’t really play out like this. We are one year into it and she hasn’t hit me yet. That says something, doesn’t it?
Hm..this post looks vaguely familiar…
It had my wordly signature, cos I modified it from somewhere.
Lol!!!In return I want a blogroll!! n_n
That is funny…but I hope it doesn’t apply for too many people because it’s kind of sad, too.
That would be terribly sad if it acutally applied to a couple…funny to read though!!
Cheers
Saddly, I think it does apply to a lot of couples… but putting it that way is so funny lol
It won’t be that bad right?
Reminded me of two quotations:
“Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish saying it.” – Helen Rowland
“Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.” – Benjamin Franklin
Hey really funny to read….but i hope it should not happen in anyone’s life.
Hahaha. Thanks for the laugh.
Very funny. But I can’t think about backward read at this time being unmarried and never want to think!!!
Pretty funny! Newly wed myself, so keeping my fingers crossed.
Ingenious.. although the post is presented lightheartedly, it is true that when marriage turns sour, honey-coated words can become ugly.
Yes its true…. hahahahaha… so maintain your love and romantic forever..
This is totally true I think.Everybody says this after 4/5 years of marriage.
A man marries a woman thinking she won’t change, but she does. A woman marries a man thinking he will change, but he doesn’t.
funny text:) I do hope that it is actual not for all the married couples
Soda almost shot out of my nose when I read this backward. That is awesome. It is 100% true, i know it, because I am married.
This is such a funny and humorous post. Only seen it here. Will share this one to my community. Will give you a link back for this!
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This is great! It makes me laugh this kind of conversation.Well, maybe this is an eye opener for most marriages now, the couple usually are sweet toeach other before the marriage thing,and when they plunge into it..that is where the real action begins.I think real maturity is really needed..the emotional maturity..especially.