Before and after marriage

the proposalBefore Marriage

Him: Ah… Alas, I can hardly wait!

Her: Do you want me to leave?

Him: NO! Don’t even think about it.

Her: Do you love me?

Him: Of course! Always have and always will!

Her: Have you ever cheated on me?

Him: NO! Why are you even asking?

Her: Will you kiss me?

Him: Every chance I get, baby!

Her: Will you hit me?

Him: Heck no! Are you crazy?!

Her: Can I trust you?

Him: Yes!!

Her: Darling!!!!~

After Marriage

Read it backwards

16 Comments so far

  1. FerdC on June 25th, 2008

    Very funny, but I sure hope it doesn’t really play out like this. We are one year into it and she hasn’t hit me yet. That says something, doesn’t it?

  2. YM on June 25th, 2008

    Hm..this post looks vaguely familiar… :P It had my wordly signature, cos I modified it from somewhere.

    Lol!!!In return I want a blogroll!! n_n

  3. Chelle on June 26th, 2008

    That is funny…but I hope it doesn’t apply for too many people because it’s kind of sad, too.

  4. Heather on June 26th, 2008

    That would be terribly sad if it acutally applied to a couple…funny to read though!!

    Cheers

  5. Prisqua on June 27th, 2008

    Saddly, I think it does apply to a lot of couples… but putting it that way is so funny lol

  6. BK on June 27th, 2008

    It won’t be that bad right? ;)

    Reminded me of two quotations:

    “Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish saying it.” - Helen Rowland

    “Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.” - Benjamin Franklin

  7. Resume on June 27th, 2008

    Hey really funny to read….but i hope it should not happen in anyone’s life.

  8. Joy on June 28th, 2008

    Hahaha. Thanks for the laugh.

  9. Jirel on June 28th, 2008

    Very funny. But I can’t think about backward read at this time being unmarried and never want to think!!!

  10. asithi on June 29th, 2008

    Pretty funny! Newly wed myself, so keeping my fingers crossed. :D

  11. jeflin on June 29th, 2008

    Ingenious.. although the post is presented lightheartedly, it is true that when marriage turns sour, honey-coated words can become ugly.

  12. Nitta on July 2nd, 2008

    Yes its true…. hahahahaha… so maintain your love and romantic forever..

  13. Delivery Codes on July 6th, 2008

    This is totally true I think.Everybody says this after 4/5 years of marriage.

  14. TigerTom on July 7th, 2008

    A man marries a woman thinking she won’t change, but she does. A woman marries a man thinking he will change, but he doesn’t.

  15. Polina on July 9th, 2008

    funny text:) I do hope that it is actual not for all the married couples

  16. John M on July 10th, 2008

    Soda almost shot out of my nose when I read this backward. That is awesome. It is 100% true, i know it, because I am married.

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