Baldies

Yul BrynnerOk, what is it with some women who won’t look at a man who’s going or is already bald? For goodness sake, men have been going bald for oh, I don’t know, about a gazillion years. It’s not their fault. They aren’t bald because they masturbated when they were young or because they used the wrong brand of toothpaste or heaven forbid because they told too many lies. It’s genetic and it doesn’t affect their personality one single bit.

“A bald man isn’t attractive to me,” one woman said recently.

So turn off the lights! She’d met someone online who has a bald spot at the back of his head and she couldn’t see it in his profile photo and she was outraged that he hadn’t told her about it. She wanted me to “out” him as a liar. Well, in the first place, we never out anyone, but secondly, what a stupid, shallow woman she was. Bald men, just as men with a shock of really thick hair are not much different if you ask me. You can clean them both up really nicely (oh wait, except for the really horrible comb-overs.. ) and they’re really attractive and very sexy. Old Yul Brynner never had trouble picking up chicks! He made it chiq to shave it all off. What is up with women who won’t date men who have hair loss?

I suspect she really doesn’t like men at all and only tolerates them if they have hair. She’s probably constipated too.

9 Comments so far

  1. Dena on June 15th, 2008

    Personally I like bald men, I think it makes them seem more mature rather than trying to cover it up.

  2. Billy Warhol on June 16th, 2008

    Well I’ve thinned out on Top prolly cuz I Masturbate a Lot but Women still Love Me* Can ya Blame em Really??

    ;PPP

    The only Downside to this is now having my Buzz Cut on Setting 1 I get mistaken for Brad Pitt have to Fight off the Hollywood Starlets Nude Models Strippers Paparazzi*

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    Many men are gonna be bald someday. Though not totally but for sure their would be some patchy hair lost. But would you still consider them sexy?

  4. Polina on June 16th, 2008

    Bald men are attractive. By the way, there is a version that it’s male hormones that are responsible for male baldness, i.e. the more “masculine” the man is, the less hair is on his head:)

  5. Shelia on June 17th, 2008

    I like intelligence, financial security, romance, and a good sense of humor, in that order. If he’s got all of that, damn the hair!! ;)

  6. FerdC on June 17th, 2008

    I’ve WAY thinned out on top, and even though I know it’s normal, I hate it! Haven’t had the same experience as Billy, I wonder what I’m doing wrong? Maybe it needs to be thinner. Must masturbate more!

    i wish I had as much hair as my avatar! ; )

  7. Credit Repair Wisconsin on June 17th, 2008

    I’m 24 yrs old.My Fore head is getting wider every year. I think I’m gonna be bald in the next 6 years.

  8. Dating Headshots on June 21st, 2008

    Looks are important but no one is perfect except on TV, and that’s only because they have a team of full time stylists working on them constantly.

    Any woman who would pass on a warm, generous, loving and employed man just because he had a bald spot on the back of the head deserves what she’ll end up with: a jerk with a full head of hair or a life spent alone.

  9. Chelle on June 22nd, 2008

    I think bald is beautiful too and actually just wrote a post about that last week too! I think a bald guy looks much better than a guy with hair that is falling out or is gray or too long and mangy looking!

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