A good personal ad

People ask me all the time what ads I like best and I always say the same thing. Don’t tell me about you, show me about you. Here’s an ad that does it well by a nick of Johnwookie who’s a single guy in New York state, if you’re interested!

Cat lover looking for a warm & fuzzy lady. The special lady I’m look for should be agreeable to cats, and ideally should be cat-like, e.g. cute, warm, soft, cuddly, affectionate, curious, intelligent, resourceful, playful, funny, patient;

You like to nap in the sun or in a basket of warm clothes just out of dryer;
You are there when I need you;
You are in awe of nature;
You like special treats;
You have your own special places to rest & reflect;
You can touch my heart w/ a soulful glance;
You are almost psychic in that
You can pick up on subtle nuances re: people places things;
You like to explore new places, things;
You get excited over silly, simple things;
You can make yourself comfortable in the most unlikely places;
You can gaze out window peacefully and happily;
You are well groomed & enjoy grooming others;
You purr when petted,
&,
You use the litter box..