I was perusing the web and found a hugely funny story about a woman’s experience at a sex toy party. She went as a friend of a friend and if you haven’t read Mir’s This Post is Rated D for Dildos you should.

If you don’t click on the link you’ll miss the “Oh Baby — more nose!” comment and “I wanna get lei-ed!” Seriously, get on over and read this post.

There are two kind of people who go to sex toy parties. The ones who really want to discuss their sexual activities with their friends and total strangers and the rest of us who go because our best friend PLEADS with us to go. So we go.

We put our eyes down so that nobody will want to know what our favorite toy is and what we plan to buy. But the number one reason I won’t go are the stupid games they play. I hate the silly games. I’d much rather have a nice conversation with interesting women. Acting like fools is ok but I’ve really got to be in the mood for that and a sex toy party isn’t going to be the moment for me.

Someone sent this video to me today and after I watched it I smiled and realized we’re all more alike than we’re different. The energy these people show in the video is passed on one to the next. Sure, I think it was all planned and rehearsed, but it’s still cool.

I found this posted in a blog by Thickheadedbeast on our dating site. I laughed on some of them so thought I’d share it with you.

THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female…… Any part under a car’s hood..
Male….. The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

VULNERABLE (vul-NE-Ra-bel) adj.
Female…. Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male….. Playing football without a cup.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-Kay-shon) n .
Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male.. Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female….. A desire to get married and raise a family.!
Male… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female….. A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male…… Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female…. An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male…… A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female…… The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

REMOTE CONTROL (RI-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female…. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

A peek at conversations between a couple in a relationship.

He said .. I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said . . You wear pants don’t you?

He said . …. Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said… That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said … What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said ….Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . We don’t know; it has never happened.

He said . .. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said …. . . They already have boyfriends.

He said .. .Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . .. Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.

There was a big conversation at our adult dating site the other day about how you could tell if your husband or partner was lying to you. The first suggestion was to call Gerry Springer and make a date to bring her man on the show. Then someone else suggested finding a guy who’d provide a lie detector test for a reasonable price. If doing either of these is not your cup of tea, is it possible to know if the man you love is lying to you or worse cheating on you?

I think we’re all born with a sixth sense that tells us when something just isn’t right. You might not be spot on with why but we always know if there’s a problem, especially if it’s to do with someone we love. So once you have those feelings, here are some ways that will indicate if your feelings have merit.

Some people will tell you if he looks to the right a lot, that’s an indication that he’s lying. (If you’re looking at him he’s looking left) It’s not anywhere near 100% because he could be looking at some hot thing that’s walking by on his right. However, if you DO see him looking in that direction a lot when you’re trying to talk to him and you notice a distinct lack of eye contact back at you, put one tick on the not so good side of the paper.

Is he smiling at odd times? Does what he say and how he looks seem mismatched? That’s an indication that he’s trying to be “in the moment” but scrambling to make sure that he doesn’t give anything away. You know this person so you can tell if he seems really nervous.

Now, when you ask him the inevitable question about whatever it is that concerns you, where do his hands go? There’s the old Seinfeld line about the higher on his face his hands go, the more serious the lie. So if you ask him where he was on Friday night and his hands go to his chin, not so much of a worry, but if he’s rubbing his eyebrows or forehead, put another tick on the not so good side of the paper.

What about body language? Does he have his arms folded in a protective manner or has he crossed his legs so you can’t put a high heel through his balls? He’s got something to hide when he’s in that defensive position with someone he loves.

Is he guilty of information control? Does he tell you only the bare minimum about what he’s doing? Sure, nobody wants to have to “report in” but my husband loves to tell me where he’s been and what’s he’s gotten up to while he was out. We enjoy sharing that kind of information. If he came home and gave only short answers to “how’d it go?” I’d be concerned.

Finally, when you ask him a question, does he answer in a normal fashion or do you get a sense that his brain is racing to come up with something you will believe? This is not a good sign.

What you have to ask yourself is how badly do you want to know? If you find that he’s lied to you what will you do? Are you prepared to face that prospect? If you catch him red handed and he says, “so?” you’ll be forced into doing nothing or making a drastic change to your lifestyle.

I asked the group I was chatting with how badly they wanted to know and out of the 14 people talking about it, only half were prepared to confront the issue head on. The reasons were all over the place but one lady’s comments stuck with me. She said that if she knew he was cheating on her and then lying about it she’d be forced into a instant confrontation about it and things would all be on his terms because she’d be too upset to deal with it. So she’d keep her wits about her and make sure that she was in the driver’s seat.

It’s Easter so I’m thinking about the old saying don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

This post is aimed at the fellas who join a dating site and hone in on one or just a few women and write to them and write to them without getting a huge response back. Guys you need to copy what the successful men are doing and that’s to date more women. It’s ok if the women aren’t a perfect match or if their photo isn’t perfect. There IS no perfect match. Yes, some are better than others but you’ll never know if someone you have discounted IS the prefect one for you. Judging someone just by a photograph on a website isn’t good enough. Some people just don’t photograph as well as others but in person they might be really cute. Not only that, they might treat YOU like the king you know you are.

Don’t put all your focus on one or two eggs in your dating basket. Keep all your options open. Don’t tell me that this one is too far away or that one’s too popular or that one doesn’t have a great photo – you’ll be missing out on somebody really special. I know from personal experience that distance can be overcome if the match is perfect. I went 10,000 miles for my first date with my husband and I’d do it again tomorrow to have a relationship like we have had for the past 15 years.

If you’re in the northern hemisphere and your fancy is turning to lust, harness that energy and join a dating site and start contacting more women. Send a compliment on her photo, comment on her blog or simply leave an introduction comment on a profile. If you’ve got a full membership, send a quick email to introduce yourself or send a voicemail. All it takes is a bit of effort – not a whole lot. A little bit of effort will reap big rewards. Imagine going on a picnic to a remote area and sunning yourself on a blanket with a new sweetie – and then start writing! It will happen.