True Love

To the man I adore,
true love

  • When you are sad — I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
  • When you are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
  • When you smile — I know it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
  • When you are scared — I will give you good advice and not expect you to follow it.
  • When you are worried — I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
  • When you are confused — I will use little words.
  • When you are sick — I will stay the hell away from you until you are well again. I don’t want to catch whatever you have.
  • When you fall — I will point and laugh at how funny you looked as you were falling.

This is my oath….. I pledge it to the end.

“Why?” you may ask?, “Because I love you”.

Love is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

Translated blogs

engrishI assume some of these blogs are translated by a program and not initially written into Englisy by the authors. I prefer to think that a program created most of these. It’s like the funny signs in English that you see around the world. They do their best but leave you laughing.

The funnier ones are translated literally word by word taking no regard for idioms or common phrases. Well I found a corker of a blog this morning about satellite tv on your computer. I’m not sure I want one or not!

Here are a few choicy lines.

I intend how many modern times have got you felt guilty sitting in the sitting room observation television as work hemorrhoid away. I’ll state you that,… a good measurement many.

Now this cat was telling me that I habit have got to travel to the television set. television will happen me in my work at my personal computer and as I work. Too good a trade not to test. If lone to see if it were true. So off I travel into the cyberspace searching for the free cyberspace television on my pc. I seek the free land sites to entree the free online television and male child what a disappointment.

Due to so many petitions for free cyberspace TV, the waiters are not able to procedure the petitions in clip and the consequence is that no 1 acquires to watch free television anymore. Its no longer an option if you inquire me.

What was most interesting is that the sellers website even had a miniscreen that I overcast ticker up-to-the-minute film dawdlers as seen on TV.

How about a different blog about a college course in sexuality. I’m not sure I follow it all that well. :)

International Royal college of social science in Hong Kong is a social sex think factory that was established in 20 centuries by the harbor English government beginning approval, is from the social problem expert’s soup the Sir of leads long the head at first, drawing on nonprofit research organization that the upper-class society well-known persons, entrepreneur, expert’s scholar participates together.The subject of my hospital is:Have a foothold Hong Kong, take pity on the people live and feel, freedom equal, universal love self-respect.

While all these make me laugh. I know for a fact that I couldn’t post in any language effectively other than English and if I tried, my words would look this silly too. Got any good ones?

Women on the prowl

vampAccording to a study by the University of Texas School of Public Health and recently reported by the Houston Chronicle, women are hornier than ever before. Ok the report didn’t say it exactly like that but it’s the ultimate point they make.

The women surveyed said they went to great lengths to screen online acquaintances before meeting them. They felt a “virtual intimacy” between them before meeting in person. In a shocking revelation, nearly a third reported having sex on the first date and three-quarters of those said they did not use condoms. What WERE they thinking?

The study’s author, Paige Padgett, said,”They may not think of it as being risky sex. They don’t see it as a one-night stand, even though it might turn out that way, because they really feel they have a relationship with this man.”

Padgett, a research associate who specializes in epidemiology and sex research, surveyed 740 women who posted personal ads on seven dating Web sites. Some were looking for love, others only for sex, she said.

The survey began in July 2002 and lasted for five months. 568 of the women met face-to-face with at least one man with whom their first contact was online. After taking precautions to ensure their safety during the first in-person encounter, 30 percent of the women reported having sex during that date, and 77 percent of those did not use condoms, Padgett reported.

Dan Ariely, a professor of behavioral economics at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, said the apparent contradiction doesn’t surprise him. People behave differently in the heat of the moment from when they plan ahead, he said.

“When somebody’s sitting by their laptop at home and writing these sterile e-mails to each other, there’s no sense of emotionality,” he said. “But when they meet and they get aroused, life changes.”

I disagree with Dan Ariely completely! As one who’s watched countless thousands of people engage in cybersex chat on a regular basis, these are NOT sterile e-mails between two people. They are feeling real emotions that a person cannot understand unless they’ve experienced it.

According to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, over 50% of women use a condom when have sex for the first time with a new partner. So is it just that the women meeting through the net believe that the men have been celibate (and honest!) for ages before they got together?

According to a survey by ABC News in 2004, 17 percent of women report having had sex on a first date, compared with 42 percent of men. Experts say women tend to underestimate those figures and men tend to overestimate.

Online dating, Padgett said, enables women to ignore men who don’t make them feel safe or fit their standards. Couples who meet online also can negotiate terms, such as condom use, or exchange sexual history that may be uncomfortable to discuss in person, Padgett said.

“You can disclose all this personal information without having the fear of rejection with the person right in front of you.”

For that reason, she said, intimacy may be accelerated in relationships that begin online. By the time two people meet face-to-face, they may feel as though they’ve been seeing each other for a while.

Of the women who answered the survey, most used various techniques to screen suitors before the first date. Some hired agencies to run background checks, while others conducted their own research online. Some watched for inconsistencies in men’s stories, asked for a photo or talked on the phone to judge character. Others simply relied on gut feelings. Most all the women in the survey said they always met a man for the first time in a public place.

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