I can’t watch this without cracking up. It’s EasyEva’s all about the word fuck. If she weren’t so goofy it would be so 2 minutes ago, but because she’s old and wacky, it’s really funny.

I stumbled upon John Chow’s blog today for the first time. He’s either a filthy rich media mogul or he’s a helluva nice guy. He might be both but wouldn’t that just piss you off? I run a dating site at SexyAds.com and meet people every day who are looking for someone special and often they have to settle for less than everything, but this guy Chow’s got it all.

He writes a blog about tons of things but mostly he tells us all how to get noticed online. He’s helped thousands and thousands of people increase traffic to his site AND theirs and all without spending a dime. He’s listed near ground zero on Technorati, the large blog engine. That alone would make me drool like a crazy woman.

This week he talked about the Ipod vibrator he asked a woman to test.. now that’s a surprise gift to find in the mail. How come all I get in the mail are bills?? I’m looking forward to the upcoming reviews on the vibrator. It gives a new meaning to dancing the night away, doesn’t it?

John also runs some very well respected technical sites, so if you blog or you’re a webmaster, you really should check out his blog review post. Follow his links to TechZone and other helpful sites.

I was in chat the other day talking with a woman I’ve known at SexyAds for years. I asked her what she was looking for and why hadn’t she found the right one.

“I’m looking for a man who can make me think, make me laugh and make me come and I haven’t found it yet. I’m not going to settle for 2 out of 3.”

That made me think.. where do we draw the line as to what is good enough in a partner?

For me, a man has to be as bright or brighter than I, has to be able to carry on a conversation about most anything, has to be interested in the world and people around him, I get sick around cigarettes, so a non-smoker it has to be, and he has to be able to get my motor going with just his words. Anything less than this and there’s a very slim chance we’ll get to gargling genitals anytime soon.

I’m willing to settle on whether he has hair or a beard or hates to dress up or has too much beer on the weekend or changes the channel right when I get interested.

Have you given any thought to what personality traits and quirks are hard and fast rules and which wouldn’t be deal breakers?

Check out these three little words. I could almost guarantee that if you use these in your relationship, you’ll have a secure, lasting relationship. None of us use them enough and I’m going to start tomorrow.

I Miss You
What an honest phrase and one that doesn’t get used enough. It tells a partner that they are wanted, needed, desired and loved. Imagine receiving a call during the day that said, “just called to say I miss you.”

Please Forgive Me
Many broken relationships could be put back together if partners would take responsibility for their mistakes and actions and ask for forgiveness. Nobody expects us to be perfect and saying I’m sorry implies that you wish you hadn’t done it and don’t plan to do it again.

I Respect You / I Trust You
Respect and trust is just another way of showing love and care for someone. It puts you both on the same level as equals. When both partners feel equal in every way, fantastic things happen. It’s the one way I know to make the grass greener on your side of the fence.

Maybe You’re Right
If you have trouble admitting you’re wrong, try using “maybe you’re right”. You can be in a heated argument with tempers flaring and use those three words to calm everything down so neither of you says anything that can’t be taken back. Everthing will calm down and you can go back later to discuss things in a more balanced way.

I Appreciate It
Gratitude makes all the difference when someone is going out of their way to please you or to make your life easier. If you want to keep this attitude toward you, don’t take it for granted and say thank you for as many things as you can.

Count On Me Loyalty is the keystone to a lasting relationship. Knowing that whatever happens, regardless how serious or tragic, that you will be there is emotional glue that will last a lifetime.

Let Me Help Do you pitch in and help without being asked? In a relationship it’s difficult to always share the load 50/50, so even if you’re feeling lazy, get up and help out. It will validate the effort your partner is putting in and you’ll earn their respect.

I Understand You
It’s amazing how close you will be to your partner when you listen and let them know that you understand how they feel about something. We all have feelings and emotions that we need to have validated and accepted by someone we love and respect.

Go For It Support your partner in his or her dreams even if they aren’t your dreams. We all read about men who climb mountains while their wives are home taking care of the house and the kids. Where would they be if their spouse didn’t support their dream? It’s what made it possible! Even if you think the dream is nuts, remember that it’s not your dream and it’s important. Do your best to help make the dream a reality.

I Love You You can never say it too often. It satisfies a person’s deepest emotional needs. They feel a sense of belonging and a feeling that they’re special just for existing. Take every opportunity to let someone know you love them. It’s really powerful stuff.

I’ll Be There Have you ever had to call a friend when you were in need and heard the phrase “I’ll be there?” Being there for another person is the greatest gift we can give. The feelings of trust and reliability go both ways, that’s what makes this phrase so fantastic. It’s like a safety belt on life.

Sigmund Freud surmised that it’s “the sexual use of the mucous membranes of the lips and mouth”. (Now this information doesn’t match MY experience in kissing!)

If you’re like me, it’s an idea of what might come from a relationship with this person, sexually speaking. If the first kiss is soggy, smelly or sloppy, there’s no hope for the rest of the relationship. There are bad kissers in both genders from the mail I get.

Why do we practice the act of kissing?

Do we do it for cultural reasons? Is kissing biological? Is it something we instinctively know how to do? Or is it something that can be learned?

Some anthropologists hypothesize that kissing is something we learned thousands of years ago from the prehistoric way mothers used to feed their children. Others say kissing is instinctive citing the way animals kiss each other after a dispute, or smooch in order to develop a social bond with one another.

The definition proffered up by online dictionary Wikipedia, and the one I like best is this: “Kissing is what allows prospective mates to smell and taste each other’s pheromones for biological compatibility”.

When the object of our affection leans in to smell and taste our pheromones, we all want to know what exactly their smooch really means. Is it a “friends-only” passionless peck? Does it spell “I love you”? Or is it the “I-want-to-take-you-right-now” Hollywood-type smooch?

According to kissing-expert Amir Zoghi, co-author of 101 Kisses: And What They Really Mean, you can discover exactly what their tongue is saying by closing your eyes and listening carefully to the sounds that emanate.

“Your partner’s breathing, touching and sounds that they make is all communicating to you on just what they are feeling,” Zoghi explains to me in an email. “Your heartbeat, your body temperature and the butterflies in your gut is all indicators to yourself on how you feel about the kiss.”

So, if you feel your blood rushing, hands wandering and a deep, strong kissing sensation, you’ve just been on the receiving end of what Zoghi defines as the “Seductive Kiss”.

“This is an essential lead up to some unforgettable foreplay, which can then lead to even better love making,” he says. “When this kiss is on target, the rest takes care of itself, as if it is a force of nature.” Sounds good to me.

So practice makes perfect. If you haven’t got someone to practice with, make sure your ad is up to date and you’ve got a good photo and then write to everyone you think might have great lips and a mind and body to go along with them!

Need help in the kissing department? Here are 30 different kisses to learn so you never get boring!

If you don’t have anyone to kiss at all, come to SexyAds.com and we’ll do our best to help you find someone to practice kissing with!